Queen Bitch

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?


ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints)


mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake


barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)


genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

johnkatsmc5:

Janis Joplin party

abrotion:

me when people are mean to meimage


bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen